What was his most embarrassing moment? Easily one of the funniest, most embarrassing moments of my life is when I was in a pub one time, talking to a woman. She was similar age to me, and she worked in finance. She had just been stood up and she was vulnerable. So I swooped in and made her feel better. We got talking, the laughter was flowing, and so were the drinks. But then the bartenders changed their shifts. And then there she was, one of the other girls I had slept with and hadn’t called back. She was serving us. Needless to say, I’m sure you can imagine what happened next: the old flame told the new flame what sort of person I was like, and completely ruined my chances of sleeping with the new flame. I got a drink thrown in my face — twice — and I had to get my suit dry cleaned. It’s safe to say I won’t be returning to that bar any time soon. 

What’s his greatest strength? My greatest strength is talking to women. I feel confident when I’m around them. I feel like I’m a different man. I feel so much more comfortable talking to them than I do men. I see men as competition. 
 

What’s his greatest flaw? Not knowing when something’s good for me when I have it. So, there was one girl, a long time ago that I fell in love with. But it didn’t work out. I was too young and stupid. I cheated on her and she broke up with me. I loved her so much, she tamed me, she kept me under control, and we could have gone far together. We could have been married by now, maybe have started a little family together. 
 

Proudest achievement? I’d have to say my greatest achievement is putting the person who killed my brother behind bars. Trust me, there was a lot more I wanted to do to him before that, but I was in uniform, and I wasn’t allowed. 
 

Biggest secret… I’ve never my mum before. She died giving birth to me. Perhaps the lack of mother figure in my life is the reason I sleep with so many women. Perhaps it’s because I constantly look to the women I sleep with for answers, for help. Perhaps. I don’t know.